Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
What did the dinosaur eat after he went to the dentist?
The dentist!
Knock, knock.
(who's there?)
Little old lady!
(Little old lady who?)
I didn't know you could yodel!
8 comments:
Thanks for the jokes Tyler, and I love your quotes on the side :)
Too funny, Acadia thought that they were the most hilarious thing! She also is still planning on marrying Tyler :) I guess distance doesn't change their minds!
Love the jokes and the pictures to go with it!
Those are classics. I love to hear them. I love the toilet paper picture too.
That great, I'll have to tell those jokes to my kids. I get tired of hearing all their jokes over and over. How did you know we could use some new material!
I'd never heard the BNL song about 7 8 9. That was hilarious!
Meghan, you get brownie points if you know who Gordie Howe is without looking it up. Hint: He is very popular in your neck of the woods.
I didn't know there was anything special about his clothes though.
Duh-I totally know that Gordon Howe is "Mr. Hockey"!
Okay, so I totally had to google it. I haven't quite assimilated yet.
Love the jokes, Tyler! I'm sure Jake will love them, too--he's always looking for new jokes.
(His favs: Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
And a knock-knock joke:
Knock knock/Who's there/Ivan/Ivan who?
*sings* "Ivan working on the railroad, all the livelong day")
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